And you never do the dishes

I was way too tired at pretty much every stage of this, from writing to drawing to inking to coloring. Which I guess is why this is set in the Ugliest Hallway in the Entire White House™ and someone on the secret service apparently collects My Little Ponies for the 10 Year Old Girl's Room. AS A RESULT I FIND IT AMUSING ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL THAN I GUESS I INTENDED

Ocelot's confused about his ~feelings~, lol.

So many of these pop up from convos with illix. Solidus is suddenly blond again! Thanks self. I can't decide on his hair color, wtf. I need to just settle on something.

NOW THAT THIS IS OUT OF THE WAY, LESS INCOHERENT ADVENTURES OF SOLIDUS AND FIRST LADY OCELOT CAN ENSUE since i feel like it would have been weird to have them do something else then suddenly come back to this plot thread if that makes sense
like any of this makes sense
and i have drawn more stuff with them, god help me



Solidus and Ocelot (c) Metal Gear Solid: What is this the zen room