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Splatter by zarla Splatter by zarla
I'm listenin ta this totally awesome Poké mon remix right now. Dude. This rocks. Thanks raizy.

Alright. Let's GET DOWN!
Right, so let's pretend our favorite slashers are on a road trip somewhere. I dunno, Mardi Gras or something (now there's an entirely unrelated pic idea). Anyway, on da way there they pass through Amish territory. Somehow. Shut up. Their car breaks down/runs out of gas/explodes and our wacky three are stranded in Amishtown, Amishville. What are a trio of serial killers ta do? After all, they're all AMISH and all. No one drinks or does drugs or has sex or is a teenager or anything. Camp Crystal Lake is like a billion miles away. Jamie Lee Curtis is nowhere ta be seen. How boring is that?
So, desperate fer some way ta pass da time, they check da back of da car and find that durin da one time they gave Ghostface a ride (which was never repeated) and da more numerous times he gave them a ride when they were all drunk out of their minds, the dorky killer managed ta drop some of his books.
Some of his *role-playing* books. And dice. Because it's convenient.
So, with nothin left ta do, Jason, Michael, and Freddy find a basement, set up a card table, and draw up some characters. Cause heck, if ya can't *really* kill stupid teenagers, ya can at least PRETEND, right?
Of course, it's no normal roleplaying game. Cause that'd be boring. This is da world famous SPLATTER, a game where ya create yer own serial killer, give him a series of superhuman powers, and set him loose on da camp/college/dreamland of yer choice. Fun fer all!

Ya can pretend I had that entire story in my mind when I drew this, or ya can subscribe ta da more likely view that thinking about how dorky Ghostface was and what dorky activities he engaged in somehow led ta this. YER CALL, MAN.
And yes, that weird thing in front of Freddy is a storyteller screen. Just in case ya couldn't tell.

Haha, this is like my longest description ever.
Man this remix is awesome.

Freddy Krueger (c) Nightmare on Elm Street
Michael Myers (c) Halloween
Jason Voorhees (c) Friday the 13th
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Wednesday451208 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014
If you like How To Be A Serial Killer you might like my fanfic The Family That Slays Together
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FedericoFancello Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013
what do you think about my new new splatter picture?
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Ciris17 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
I love how you do Jasons hair.
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Puppylad951 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Jasons all like FUCK THIS SHITTTTT IM GONNA KILL U INA SECOND.
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AcesBabyGirl Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol they r like the funniest group of friends.
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ksunechka1991 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012  Student Digital Artist
необычно - я как раз увлекаюсь хоррор-историями
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ClarisseRockford Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Student Artist
For the record: SPLATTER needs to be a real board game with the aforementioned rules. *nods*
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EgyptianDream Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011
Hehe, I bet the game isn't too fun for Freddy since he has to spend half the time explaining it.
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InkDrawnDreamer Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011  Student General Artist
Awesome. Just..... Amazing. :iconawwwplz:
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skyscraper99 Featured By Owner May 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
... I DIED AND NOW I'M IN HEAVEN. Oh, Michael, you can't choke people. That's no fun. You just chop them up into tiny pieces and give it to Leatherface so he can have some stew. Then maybe he'll stop killing teenagers. Nah, I doubt it. BUTTHISISAMAZING.
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