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Splatter by zarla Splatter by zarla
I'm listenin ta this totally awesome Poké mon remix right now. Dude. This rocks. Thanks raizy.

Alright. Let's GET DOWN!
Right, so let's pretend our favorite slashers are on a road trip somewhere. I dunno, Mardi Gras or something (now there's an entirely unrelated pic idea). Anyway, on da way there they pass through Amish territory. Somehow. Shut up. Their car breaks down/runs out of gas/explodes and our wacky three are stranded in Amishtown, Amishville. What are a trio of serial killers ta do? After all, they're all AMISH and all. No one drinks or does drugs or has sex or is a teenager or anything. Camp Crystal Lake is like a billion miles away. Jamie Lee Curtis is nowhere ta be seen. How boring is that?
So, desperate fer some way ta pass da time, they check da back of da car and find that durin da one time they gave Ghostface a ride (which was never repeated) and da more numerous times he gave them a ride when they were all drunk out of their minds, the dorky killer managed ta drop some of his books.
Some of his *role-playing* books. And dice. Because it's convenient.
So, with nothin left ta do, Jason, Michael, and Freddy find a basement, set up a card table, and draw up some characters. Cause heck, if ya can't *really* kill stupid teenagers, ya can at least PRETEND, right?
Of course, it's no normal roleplaying game. Cause that'd be boring. This is da world famous SPLATTER, a game where ya create yer own serial killer, give him a series of superhuman powers, and set him loose on da camp/college/dreamland of yer choice. Fun fer all!

Ya can pretend I had that entire story in my mind when I drew this, or ya can subscribe ta da more likely view that thinking about how dorky Ghostface was and what dorky activities he engaged in somehow led ta this. YER CALL, MAN.
And yes, that weird thing in front of Freddy is a storyteller screen. Just in case ya couldn't tell.

Haha, this is like my longest description ever.
Man this remix is awesome.

Freddy Krueger (c) Nightmare on Elm Street
Michael Myers (c) Halloween
Jason Voorhees (c) Friday the 13th
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:iconwednesday451208:
Wednesday451208 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014
If you like How To Be A Serial Killer you might like my fanfic The Family That Slays Together
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FedericoFancello Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013
what do you think about my new new splatter picture?
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:iconciris17:
Ciris17 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
I love how you do Jasons hair.
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:iconpuppylad951:
Puppylad951 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Jasons all like FUCK THIS SHITTTTT IM GONNA KILL U INA SECOND.
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:iconacesbabygirl:
AcesBabyGirl Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol they r like the funniest group of friends.
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ksunechka1991 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012  Student Digital Artist
необычно - я как раз увлекаюсь хоррор-историями
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ClarisseRockford Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Student Artist
For the record: SPLATTER needs to be a real board game with the aforementioned rules. *nods*
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EgyptianDream Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011
Hehe, I bet the game isn't too fun for Freddy since he has to spend half the time explaining it.
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InkDrawnDreamer Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011  Student General Artist
Awesome. Just..... Amazing. :iconawwwplz:
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skyscraper99 Featured By Owner May 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
... I DIED AND NOW I'M IN HEAVEN. Oh, Michael, you can't choke people. That's no fun. You just chop them up into tiny pieces and give it to Leatherface so he can have some stew. Then maybe he'll stop killing teenagers. Nah, I doubt it. BUTTHISISAMAZING.
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CrazedSkittles Featured By Owner May 1, 2011
This is cute beyond words. xDDDD

I love how you did Freddy. :la: *favorite'd*
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HorrorMadnessPeep Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2011
I like how you make Ghostface the weirdo nobody wants to be around, Michael the calm one, and Freddy all in control and Jason's his bitch! :iconimhappyplz: I did all those things before I found your drawings except I made Jason a tart. :D:D:D:D
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iheartslashers Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I thought Freddy was explaining to Michael and Jason how Nancy "killed" him at the end of ANOES part 1. It fits, don't you think, what with what he's saying?
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dragonholder411 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol "And to the stupid @&$!&^ at the end of the table (Jason) you got set on fire, it takes two rounds to recover so SHUT UP." Lol telling Jason to shut up and that the set on fire part I'm sure Freddy knows what he's talking bout there! XD And I will now proceed to make this game with figurenes and force my friends to play it..
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Happylandfill06 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010
I showed ur fanart to my friend who is a hug slasher movies fan, and she now luvs u (no homo)
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Kiari511 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would buy that game X3 You actually have no idea how badly I want that to be real right now o3o
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horrorluver136 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010
you should do one of michael and jamie.....just wonder what'd look like
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:icondarkshame:
Darkshame Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2010
I WANT THAT GAME!
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yuzi-13 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2010   Writer
:iconlrapefaceplz: lolz nice work
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bonkman64 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2010
Is that a real game? I can't tell...
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:iconlilappleblossom:
lilappleblossom Featured By Owner May 24, 2010
Oh God yes, this would be a fantastic twist at the end of some horror movie. xD I love that Freddy's the DM.
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TheStoryCritic Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2010
Your pictures are all over youtube. I mean, on a video I ALWAYS watch. It's cartoon heroes jason or something. You have the most adorable way of drawing them. <3
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:iconzarla:
zarla Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2010
is THAT how people keep finding these nowadays? haha they're so old
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:iconthestorycritic:
TheStoryCritic Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2010
I wouldn't know. Do people talk to you about that?
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:iconzarla:
zarla Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2010
not that i'm aware of
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Madbird-Valiant Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2010
If you don't create a full game based on this Splatter then many tiny things will eat your brain from the inside.

I'm fucking srs. >:C
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Angelia-Dark Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Ummmm........excuse me while I go and create the materials and LARP clothes for this game and steal my brother's D&D game mates. Srsly, the inspiration.......the inspiration! A REASON FOR ME TO BRING MY MACHETE OUT OF HIDING!!!
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musicamode Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2009  Student General Artist
That game would be awesome!
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Chronicles0 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2008
OMG! I wanna play that game!!

*goes off to find his dice and start writing a rule system*
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MillieBee Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: These three would be really stuck if they ended up anywhere near the Amish. Every person in the village would kill them just by blinking.

I love Freddy and Jason's rivalry here :XD:. Very Freddy vs Jason-ish.
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repinswodahs Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2008
This is priceless. x'D Awesome picture dude. And where can I get that game? *A* lol
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AppleBetty Featured By Owner May 11, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay, I keep clicking on this one every time I see it, so I'm just gonna fave it.

D&D veteran here. This brings back memories....
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:iconkiotana:
kiotana Featured By Owner May 4, 2008  Professional General Artist
I wanna play ^-^
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:iconk-and-n:
K-and-N Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2007   Digital Artist
Freaking brilliant! They are such dorks! XD
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Sunny-G Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2007
HE HE, DORKS.
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:iconcatgod13:
catgod13 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2007
I'd totally buy that game.
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Sachi-Nakata Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
XD

:rofl:

Me wanna join!! :P
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BadWitch666 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2007
OMG This is sooooo funny XD ROFL

Freddy is adorable :flirty:
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DarthAmona Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2006
Micheal is always in the midle of these things isn't he?
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paxtin Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2006
lmfao Thats really funny, nice concept. =D
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:iconduanya:
duanya Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2005
Awesome :)

:+fav:
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unknowner Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2004
(cackles insanely)
I LUFF THIS! Jeez - if I'd known about that stupid game, I wouldn't have had to make SQUEEK!


~U
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Electra-Sparks Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2004
:giggle:

Jason casts Decapitate on Freddy, bringing Freddy's HP down to zero. However, Freddy is revived by the extra shrunken head he had in his pocket, and he slashes Jason, bringing Jason's HP down to 10.
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daniebarton03 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2004
;jumps on table; I'll be the stupid teenage victim! I'm real good at that!
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diamondkatt Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2004
xDD! Woo! Sounds fuuun. :+fav:
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Darkangel825 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2004
FREEEDDDDYYYYYY *huggles* :hug: !!!!! They all look so kawaii lol Mike looks funny :claps: :claps: :boogie:
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MyOwnDisaster Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2004
lmao i love it :D definitely a fav
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jaakobou Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2004
omg.. this is too cool

i didn' have to read the description.. but it was fun to

cheers 8-)
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AGirlCalledFred Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2004
Ya gotta love the box design. xD
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